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Guaranteed to get you into her pants!
This is the primo drink in the entire galaxy. Better than Cristal, this 80 proof liquor is made using ice from comets, giving it a truly unique taste that is smoother than the proverbial baby’s bottom.Weyland Tul-Gulsvig
This alcohol is freeze-distilled, from ice of a comet no less than 60,000 years old.